I do.
The first result is an Ogden Nash quote which is actually about bacon (score one for Google).
The second result is Francis Bacon quotes (minus one for Google. Tally = zero).
Sixth down the list was my winner, "Top 10 Quotes About Bacon From Television." With that I give you...
“Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don’t panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk!” Homer, The Simpsons
My friend Anne today sent me a link to what is quite possibly the most uplifting Web site in all the land - http://bacontoday.com/.
With such headlines as "Courageous Firefighters Save Bacon Before it Happens," about two little piggies rescued from a well (wait for it...I know, funny, right?) and a recipe for Turbaconducken (Turducken wrapped in bacon, naturally), this is truly a site that has the power to bring hope and unity to a nation torn asunder.
To restore a former glory and recall a history not filled with hatred and spite, but with tolerance and forgiveness.
This, my friends, is the power of bacon.
Bow your head before it's awesomeness.
Turbaconducken
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