I feel a bit weird about this coming Mother's Day. It's always been an awkward day for me. Also, I don't much care for flowering plants.
This year is the first year that there is visual proof of my momness, so I am pretty sure that this Mother's Day applies to me. And that's weird. It makes me feel old. And soccer mom-ish. And minivan mom-ish. And flowery cards with some lame missive inside-ish.
Which is weird because I think being a mom is more like Rosie the Riveter-ish, or Lara Croft-ish.
Anyway, I guess this is all just to say I don't like flowering plants if I can't eat them.